i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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