Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
True college students do jello shots in the library
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Randomize
