My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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