so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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