Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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