Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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