It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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