Walk of Shame. In a state park.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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