I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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