that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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