Ambien. No doubt about it.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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