Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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