in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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