similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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