he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
