Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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