awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
PANTIES FOUND
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