he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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