So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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