areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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