This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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