office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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