Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
How naked do you want me to be?
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