I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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