hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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