yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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