if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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