I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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