Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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