I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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