Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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