i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
only you would photoshop your dick
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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