ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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