Can Purell be used as lube?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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