And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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