You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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