Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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