Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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