We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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