i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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