And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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