Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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