i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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