This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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