Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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