i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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