why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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