soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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