I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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