The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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